Summary
It has been a long time since little green men in flying saucers or flying cigars have visited the North East.
We haven't seen any unexplained flashing or zooming lights in the sky for many a year. It seems the Martians or Venusians have grown tired of us, or maybe it is getting too warm for them and they have given up on our planet as being an attractive place to colonise.See the full content of this document
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The Truth Is Out There
After all we have just about bled the earth dry ourselves, the TV's rubbish and there are too many foreign players in the Premiership.
Add to that the fact they probably couldn't get to grips with the Geordie lingo and...See the full content of this document
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